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*announcement bell rings*

“Salam wbt. Attention to passengers for flight number FHOZNZ09* to Sydney and Auckland, passengers of flight number FHOZNZ09, please proceed to counter number 734** for check-in.”

what she really means is: Attention to all of you who can read this, please proceed to the “REGISTRATION” tab to register yourself as a participant of FLYHIGH Aussie-NZ 2009 as the registration is NOW OPEN.

“For Frequent Flyers members, please proceed to the Flyers Lounge to accumulate more points for your Flyers account or to redeem your rewards.”

what she really means is: accummulate more friends to join you by helping us promote this event. you can download all the relevant stuff (so far only pamphlets and poster) from our “downloads” page, and distribute them to the masses, be it in physical form or electronic form by uploading to your blogs or friendster/myspace/facebook accounts.

“For Group check-in, please proceed to counter 734 and identify everyone in your groups and present your Flyers card to get your instant rewards.”

what she really means is: introducing our latest offering, GROUP REGISTRATION! register in a GROUP OF FOUR (4), and you’ll get mystery gifts specially flown over all the way from AUSTRALIA! check out the “registration” page for more info.

(finding another 3 of your mates surely won’t be a big issue, especially after you’ve helped us promote this event by downloading the relevant stuff)

“once you’re done with check-in, feel free to roam our state-of-the-art airport for other attractions such as our duty-free shops, executives lounges, and children playground. Our Information kiosk is located on the 2nd floor. Thank you for flying from FH Airport”

What she really means is: we may not have a duty-free shop, but feel free to explore and discover all that you need to know about this event by browsing through this webpage and all of its contents. And just if you have any questions, just drop a comment anywhere on this site or email us at flyhighoznz09@gmail.com. Thank you for your interest, and we hope to see your name registered as a participant in our registration list, insha Allah.

* there’s no such flight registration number as FHOZNZ09. this is truly fictional.
** counter 734 is also fictional, even the biggest airport in the world won’t have a counter with that number. 734 actually stands for “REG” in ‘registration’. genius, eh?